A shout out to Bil Keane and Family Circus, along with Mrs. Palm for the joke.  It is ripped from real life and implanted in my brain.

I really have no idea how the joke in panel 3 should end.  I do not even know if a joke like that exists in the world.  So, readers, this is the first contest of The Sabbatical Year.  Write the rest of the joke and post it in the comment section below.  The best joke will receive a Byron Johnson original artist trading card of a Turkish scene and something special from Turkey.  No rules or guidelines for judging.  Just make me laugh.  Be appropriate for all ages, though.